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(Source: luginub)
i’m just still so entertained by this
i really am
i want to put this on job applications
oh no is this making the rounds again help
Waratte Iitomo’s Telephone Shocking [2007.03.12]
Meisa went to promote her butai and Haikei chichiue-sama.
Meisa: I’ll be calling someone I’m starring with: Ninomiya Kazunari-san.
Tamori: Ooh. Ah, that’s right, he’s in it. You’ve got quite a few people in this drama.
Meisa: Yes, we do.
Tamori: Yachigusa-san is in it, right?
Meisa: Yes.
Tamori: And Ninomiya-san as well?
Meisa: Yes.
Girl: Hello, may I speak to Ninomiya-san, please?
Tamori: Umemiya and Ninomiya.
Meisa: Umemiya and Ninomiya.
Aiba: Hello?
Aiba: Hi! …. huh? Ah, you wanted Ninomiya?
Meisa: Hello?
Aiba: Ah! This is Arashi’s Aiba! You have the wrong number!
Meisa: What!?
Nino: Behave yourself!
Aiba: Yay!
Nino: Sorry about that!
Meisa: Hello?
Sho: Go, go!
Nino: Hello?
Meisa: Hello?
Nino: Hello?
Meisa: Yes, is this Ninomiya-san?
Nino: No, it’s not.
Meisa: Never mind then, sorry about this.
Nino: What is it?
Meisa: I’ll pass the phone to Tamori-san.
Nino: Ah, you’re passing it over? Okay.
Tamori: Who is this?
Nino: It’s Ninomiya, sorry.
Tamori: So it IS you!
Arashi: We’re Arashi~!
Tamori: What’s going on?
Nino: I have work with the rest of Arashi right now.
Tamori: What are you doing?
Arashi: You are my soul soul itsumo sugu soba ni aru
Nino: Sorry for the din in the back.
Tamori: No that’s great, thank you, thank you.
Nino: Not at all.
Tamori: Can you make it to Iitomo tomorrow?
Nino: Yes!
Tamori: Can you come down tomorrow?
Nino: But of course! (*he says “iitomo!”, a shout-out to the title of the segment)
Arashi: But of course~!
Tamori: I’ll be waiting.
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
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